You May Quote Me...

Please credit all quotes to Marshall O'Boy or I'll find you and give you a "New York nose job." That's not a quote, that's a threat.

"The only secrets I have are the ones I keep for my friends."

"I was born without the 'shame gene'."

"If life allowed for "roll over minutes" I'd give my remaining years to Jackie Beat."

"When I die,  my final request is to have my ashes flushed down the toilet. Treat me in death as you did in life...LIKE SHIT!"

"I will remind homophobes and snobby faggots alike not to fuck with me. I'm like a Snickers Bar; sweet on the outside, nuts on the inside."

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